Ep 17: Sweet Gnome Atheeanna Part 1

Summary
Fon Dord wonders off into the woods looking for a sweet magic sword and the party reaches Snedricks old school. They have to solve a riddle to enter. "What has 4 letters, and sometimes has 9, but never has 5". Snedrick gets it right immediately by saying "Yes" and the gates open. They enter the Temple of Atheeanna, are taken to visitor relations, and Bridgette immediately casts Fog. The guard disperses the fog then the group runs away. They realize that was a mistake and go to a different entrance. Dave will be fucking the guard at 6PM. Bridgette asks to see the High Priestess and the guard leads the group to their office. They are greeted by Abitch Slutsky. The gnome who snitched on Snedrick getting him kicked out of school and doesn't want to allow the group to see the High Priestess. However, as the group argues with Abitch the High Priestess comes out. Holly Crinkles, the gnome that Snedrick performed the abortion on appears behind Abitch. Holly randomly tells Dave she will never fuck him. Brigette rolls a nat 20 to slap Dave. Cla also rolls a nat 20 to slap Dave. They get a tour and catch up on everything. They get to a laboratory and get introduced to liquid magic. They then go through a gateway to paradise (Animal Crossing). They then go to another lab where they are inventing the refrigerator. Snedrick pulls out the Wand of Seven Parts. Holly does have the Locket of Fabrication that they need but it must get approved at high council that night. Dave realizes it's 6:45 and the guard is disappointed he didn't show up. They attend the council meeting that night but Abitch protests and calls for the trials. The group accepts the challenge.

The group heads to see Snedricks parents who are gnormies that insist they don't have magic powers and neither does anyone else. There is a sign out front that says "Fakers Keep Out". Snedrick invites his parents to watch the trails.

The trails will begin. Dave pees into the gate.

Player Characters
 Bridgette 

 Cla 

 Dave 

 Snedrick 

Non-Player Characters
Abitch Slutsky

Holly Crinkles

Location
Temple of Atheeanna

Fun Facts
Abitch Slutsky is named after patron Chasity Slutsky

Holly Crinkles is named after patron Holly Foley

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