Ep 8: Trouble In Pair O' Dice Part 4

Summary
The group fights a mimic.

Initiative: Cla, Dave, Snedrick, Bridgette They group makes it into the cave and meets some mermaids. They all get healed equivalent to a long rest and Dave gets frosted tips. Umberlee, the mega-Kraken, appears to the group and tells them she is pregnant. Dave questions if Valkur is the father, Bridgette sacred flames hims, and Umberlee intervenes and burns a Ed Hardy t-shirt into Dave's armor. Dave continues to ask if she is fucking other gods and his shoes turn into sandals with socks. She agrees to talk to Valkur and she gives the adventurers a ride to the surface. As they watch the happy couple swim off Bridgette feels the Circlet of Lightning and a scroll drop in her pocket. The scroll reads "Enjoy the extra lightning powers Kissy Face, Umberlee".

Special Items
Circlet of Lightning

Player Characters
 Bridgette 

 Cla 

 Dave 

 Snedrick 

Non-Player Characters
Umberlee

Location
Umberlee's Cave

Fun Facts
Alton Brown's Southern Biscuit

Fantasy Buzzfeed exists

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